New Dress

He buys you a new dress
On the day you feel a mess
You worry about your figure
You are not so much bigger
Not even a size 16
Well ok but no more
Your always on a diet
But don't know what for
You don't eat alot
So you like a cream cake
And the odd muffin
You like to bake
Your fittness instructor
Says you are doing well
But he fancys the pants off you
You can tell
So your wedding dress no longer fits
But you have no need of that now
Your husband loves you to bits
So put a smile on your face
Join the female race
Go into the kichen
Bake an apple pie
Eat it with fresh cream
And then
Offer it to your friend
Then she won't be a size 10